A message from Kitkat…

A message from Kitkat:

“I am sure that many of you (especially Phil) have been extremely worried how I am adjusting to life on the east coast. Well rest assured, I am adjusting nicely to the maritime lifestyle. For starters, the president’s choice salmon pâté cat food is to die for, the little salmon bits are just so fresh.

And what have I been doing you ask? Well, besides being the absolute model of what a good cat should be and when I’m not sleeping or eating or napping, I enjoy contemplating the existence of god, sipping a tall glass of shiraz and eating toilet paper.

And yesterday I discovered a truly remarkable device, it’s called a scanner. Yes, it’s rather incredible, simply press the button and this rolling stick of light shoots upwards, and within a few moments, it’s captured the very essence of my rather perfect figure, quite liberating.

For those of you who can’t get enough of me, you can find all my beautiful photos online at http://www.flickr.com/photos/dalezak/sets/72157594488372017/

Ah, wait, I feel a nap coming on, I must leave you now, but until next time…

Your favorite cat, Kitkat”